My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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