he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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