Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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