i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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