If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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