K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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