billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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