i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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