hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
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friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
This is my gift to your gina
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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