I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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