im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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