So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Your dad touched me again.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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