The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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