yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
the day after is always just damage control
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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