"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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