I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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