He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
