What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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