theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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