We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?