Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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