I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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You were trust falling into bushes
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night