If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...