No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.