sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me