i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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