Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon