He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16