Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..