I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him