I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES