You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.