Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.