One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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Damn victory sex feels great
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.