Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.