God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams