As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on