We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.