SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can