It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.