Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?