It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....