That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...