have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?