I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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You are a genius and a whore.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity