She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.