Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.