Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
wow bdsm is so cute
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he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.