You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls