your thong is hanging out like whoa
Send us your Text From Last Night!
3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Sry I called you an 8
hotel room ftw
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
return my video game
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
White coat. Heels.
I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.