the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Send us your Text From Last Night!
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
